Category Archives: Click Funnels

Do You Remember When These Came Out?

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In the year 1979, we produced a never before seen piece of technology that appeared in American homes everywhere.  This revolutionary communication tool revealed our human nature to us in a never before seen way.  I am speaking, of course about the erasable pen.

The erasable pen is a monument to our desire to take our seemingly permanent choices and pretend like they never happened.  So tell me, what’s your story:

  • You’ve given up on your dreams and passion and you regret settling for the job you did.
  • You got too deep into a house, car and school debt to pursue the lifestyle your imagined for yourself
  • You’re in a dead end career or a dead end industry
  • Someone else screwed you over and you’ve spent your life paying for their mistakes.

Click Funnels is a time tested and well tested erasable pen.  You don’t have to be where you are now.

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There’s A Recipe For Everything This Holiday Season Including Success

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I know next to nothing about cooking but you can still fool your friends into thinking you’re a kitchen god.  You can whip up tender pot roast with a sauted button mushrooms and jumbo mirepoix in a homemade red wine sauce.  It takes two tools that most people have at least some access to: Humility and Google.

There’s a recipe for everything this holiday season and that includes:
  • Financial wiggle room
  • Work flexibility and more time with family
  • A relaxing and enjoyable workplace environment

You don’t have to be a business wizard to discover the versions of life you’ve been hoping for.  At Click Funnels, our recipe has a consistent rack record of success.  With our system and just a dash of humility, you’ll be on your way to the place you didn’t think you would reach.

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Without This Missing Ingredient You’ll Fail Your Resolutions

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How do you know you’re going to keep your New Year’s Resolutions this year?  If you’re like 92% of people who make resolutions, you’re going to fail yours.  What’s their problem.  They don’t have real accountability.  Most people set vague goals like: “Lose weight”, “get organised” or “enjoy life more fully.”  Even if they have a plan, they’re either accountable to their soft and nice friends or their soft and nice self.

If you want to lose weight and enjoy life more fully, get a dog.  Get the kind of dog that if you don’t take her out on long walks, will piss on your shoes and tear up your furniture.  That’s what I call motivation.  Here’s another idea: If you want to save more without spending less, enjoy life, spend more time with family and add excitement to your work life, start a business with Click Funnels.  We’ll do everything short of piss on your shoes to make sure you make your business successful.

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The Kevin Durant Effect

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Basketball analysts have been getting their socks in a knot talking about the “Kevin Durant effect.”  Let me catch you up.  KD is one of the top 3 basket ballers in the world just signed with the best team in basketball history.  So, everyone’s asking: What happens to the league when the best team signs the best player?

There’s a more interesting questions which I call: “The bench Warmer Effect.”  What’s it like to find out the team you do the laundry for just became utterly invincible overnight?  It means you’re winning a championship.  Everyone wishes they were you.

Our invincible team is pulling billions in profits and we’re looking for more people to join in the action and share in the glory.  Our team will keep doing it’s things and we’ll coach you step by step to show you your part.  Tell me: who do you play for?

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Are You A Frisbee Or A Football?

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What’s the difference between throwing a Frisbee and throwing a football?  When you throw a football, you arch your back, heave it high and hard and let it go.  It spins rapidly but what always happens?  Gravity turns it into a bag of potatoes.

When you throw a Frisbee, you stand up straight, take a couple of steps, do a little twist and shout and spin it away in a straight line.  The Frisbee floats on.  It’s not that the Frisbee thrower is stronger.  Skinny guys throw Frisbees hundreds of feet further than burly guys throw footballs.  His thing just straight up flies better.

When it comes to business, results are all that matter.  Hey football man, stop fighting gravity and try our aerodynamic small business model.

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