This Little Kid Tells A Brilliant Joke About Elephants

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You wanna hear a joke from a five year old?  Sure you do.  Here’s one from a little kid: “How do you kill a lella-phant?”  I don’t know.  Tell me.  The reply was: “With a lella-phant gun.”  The more I think about his answer, the more I think he’s really onto something.

One marketing guru I once read said: “You can’t kill an elephant gun with a BB gun.”  Now, I’m not sure if that’s true but even if it is, it’s not very helpful.  I’m sure there’s lots of ways to kill an elephant and a number of them will get the job done.  The best way to kill an elephant would be to use a gun that was created for the sole purpose of killing an elephant.  It would obviously do the job better than anything.

Well, Click Funnels is an elephant gun.  That is to say, we’ve designed a program specifically to address people’s need for financial wiggle room, a more flexible work schedule and seamless communication.

What are you using to meet those needs?

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Marketing Tips From Your Stewardess

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Do you remember this speech: “We now request your full attention as the flight attendants demonstrate the safety features of this aircraft.”  Of course, you don’t.  Everyone’s got their earphones in and their crossword puzzles out on that tiny tray table that you’re not supposed to have folded down.

The script does have one point that’s absolutely brilliant: “Secure your mask first, and then help the other person”.  Here’s the principle: If you’re not in a sustainable and healthy position, you’re going to be of no help to anyone else.

This is why I’m reaching out to you.  Click Funnels business owners are discovering financial freedom and peace of mind every day.  We’re handing out commissions in the $1000s – $5000s or more.  Let us help you breathe easier.

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Stop Dreaming Of a White Christmas

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Stop dreaming of a white Christmas.  In fact, it’s kind of a mantra for all of us this holiday season.  Stop dreaming of a white Christmas, get out and have one:

  • Don’t you wish you had just a few more days off work to enjoy the holidays with your loved ones?
  • Enough budget space to steal away to a warm resort in ski country?
  • The chance to teach your kids to fall off a snowboard?

I remember being there before Click Funnels and I’m greatful to be where I am today with other people who say, we’re not dreamers, we’re doers.

Who are you?

Holiday Marketing Gave Me Mixed Feelings Until This Happened

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Do you ever get sick of marketing during the holiday season?  I have mixed feelings.  The worst part for me was having my eyes and ears bombarded with things I knew I wanted to get and give but also knew I couldn’t afford.

Do these things ever bother you?

  • The necklace with your wife’s favourite stone that you just don’t have budget room for?
  • A total surprise trip to Disneyland for your family?
  • The power tool you need to kick-start your new life as a DIY-er?
Being a Christmas-time consumer has usually added a layer of frustration to what should have been a purely hopeful and uplifting season but you know that’s not the only way people experience the holidays.
Do you ever wonder what it’s like to be on the other side?  It takes all the frustration out of the holidays when you’re the seller and not just the buyer.  I can afford what I want and enjoy a holiday season safe from ads.

Click here to check out the other side.

What Ancient Books Have To Do With Your Future

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MIT researchers have found a way to literally read a book by it’s cover.  Using Terahertz waves, researchers are hammering out a way to read ancient books without even opening them.  Could you imagine if everything was this transparent?

When you bought something that was advertised as $9.99, that would be it.  Not $10.17, taxes included in the price.  People would do exactly what they said.  Businesses would do everything they promised.  You could trust it without doubt.  The bad news is that is not the way the world works.

The good news is that Click Funnels is an open book and one that you can judge by the cover because it’s a simple and effective money making system.  Click Funnels affiliates place ads online and receive the sales commissions.  That’s all there is to it.  Click Funnels is so simple that anyone can master it after the training process but still so effective that it’s sent out over $15 million in commissions.

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