Author Archive: Ish Sarwar

The Greatest Joke Of All Time Can Make You Rich

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This one joke was so funny that it caused a 2 mile traffic jam when it was cracked on the radio.  Want to hear it?  Jonathan Agnew was a professional cricketer in England.  After he retired he became the voice of cricket in England.  Agnew soon earned a reputation for dropping sexual jokes on air.

One day, he was talking about a player who was known for his sexual exploits.  The player tipped that day and that’s when Agnew struck.  After the player fell Agnew said: “He didn’t quite get his leg over.”  (In British English getting your leg over means having sex.)  Agnew’s co-host erupted in laughter but he wasn’t alone.  Thousands of people were listening to him on their drive home too.  So many people laughed so hard at that joke that it caused a 2 mile traffic jam at a toll for a tunnel.

Unless you’re a cricket fan, you’re probably wondering: “Why should I give a damn?”  Would you be more interested if you had access to a system that made money just as well as Agnew’s joke made people laugh?  Unless you don’t like making a boatload of money keep reading because Click Funnels does exactly that.

Click Funnels is an online system that makes money with a simple concept.  As long as people get on the Internet, Click Funnels will make money.  Click Funnels can be even more effective at making you money than Agnew’s joke.  So, forget about a 2 mile traffic jam.  Click Funnels can earn you more money than you ever imagined.

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How To Make Today Worth A Fortune

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Whenever you work on a computer and exit out of your work, you always get the same question: “Do you want to save the changes you made?”  When it comes to papers or reports, it’s an easy choice, you click yes.  Think about this, if right before you went to bed at the end of the day, a banner popped up in front of you and asked: “Do you want to save the changes you made today, would you?”  Make no mistake, when it comes to making your dreams come true, you either get closer or further away every day.

So, tonight when you go to bed, will you want to save the changes you made to your life today?  Don’t think too hard about it because now you have a chance to make the answer an automatic hell yes.  If you found a job that allowed you to work from your computer and make thousands every month doing it, you’d save those changes right?  If you found a simple and streamlined way to make a fortune then you’d save those changes right?

You’re going to want to save today because you just found all that and more.  Click Funnels is a tried and true fortune maker that lets people work from their own laptop.  Click Funnels has earned it’s affiliates over $25 million in commissions.

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The Simplest Way To Make Money Online

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One day in 1917, the German SM U-28 had an English ship in it’s sights.  They loaded the torpedoes and fired away.  They scored a direct hit.  The English ship was dead in the water.  All the SM U-28 had to do was fire another torpedo and the ship would be obliterated but they didn’t fire another torpedo.  Instead they moved close to the ship so they could sink the ship with gunfire from the deck of the sub.

Who knows why.  Maybe they wanted to save their torpedoes.  Maybe they were bored but the SM U-28 pulled up next to the ship and started firing.  The men on the sub did their job too well.  They set off ammunitions stockpile.  The ammunition exploded in a huge fireball and launched a truck off the deck of the ship and onto the submarine.  Want to know the terrible part?  None of the crew of SM U-28 survived while the crew of the English ship made it’s way on lifeboats.

So, what does this story have to do with you?  When you overcomplicate things you lose.  The submarine could have easily sunk the ship but instead they got closer and ended up sinking because of it.  It’s true in war and it’s real life.

Whenever you overcomplicate your income, you lose too.  That’s why this blog post is so important because it’s your ticket to a simple and reliable system that makes people just like you fortunes.  There’s no long sales calls or payment processing.  Just a boatload of money heading your way.  How much you ask?

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How Wu-Tang Clan Can Make You A Fortune

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What does a guy named Ol’ Dirty Bastard have to do with you making a fortune online?  You might know Ol’ Dirty Bastard as a member of the hip-hop super group Wu-Tang Clan but he was known for some other things too.  He was in and out of jail on charges like assault and possession and he let MTV film him as he took 2 of his 13 kids to pick up a welfare check in a limousine.

Now whatever you think that says about him, here’s what you may not know about ODB.  In 1998, ODB was in his studio, right outside his window, there was a car crash.  ODB saw the whole thing and rushed outside to help.  He organised the on lookers and lifted one of the cars to save a 4 year old girl.  He wasn’t done there.  The girl he saved was hospitalized for several days.  Ol’ Dirty Bastard visited the girl every day under a fake name.  The only reason he stopped was because the media found out.
You probably didn’t think someone who calls themselves Ol’ Dirty Bastard went in and out of prison for most of his life would be the type of person who would organise a rescue operation but you’d be wrong.
You probably wouldn’t think that you could make a fortune working from your own computer especially with a system you find in a blog post but you’d be wrong again because this blog post is your key to joining Click Funnels.
Click Funnels is a proven system that’s earned millions of dollars in commissions for people just like you.  All you have to do to earn commissions worth thousands every month is place ads online.  Then the Click Funnels team will take care of the rest.
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A Method To Make Money That’s Stronger Than Superman

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Summer is right around the corner and you know what that means.  Summer used to be blockbuster season at movie theatres but now it’s superhero season because most of the blockbuster films are superhero films.  Captain America, Iron Man, All of the X-Men and even the Ghostbusters are going to play on big screens all over America this summer.

Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the past 5 years, you already know that superhero movies are the biggest thing since 3-D.  You may not know the reason why.  If you keep reading to find out then you’ll be able to use it to earn $5,000 a month.

Obviously, superhero movies have built an audience.  Whole families have grown up loving the superheroes that star in movies today but superhero movies have another secret weapon that draws people to the theatre.  It’s the power of the words.  Everybody knows who Superman and Batman are.  It’s the same for the rest of the superheroes who have movies.  So, people are already invested in the film before they ever see it.  They already know a little bit about the film.  This means it’s much more likely that they buy a ticket.

Here’s where you come in.  There is a system that uses the same method to drive web traffic but how does that help you?  It helps because members of the Click Funnels System make more money when they generate traffic.  How much money you ask?  Anywhere from $1,000 – $10,000 a month.  You don’t need to make any phone calls or sales.  You just use the Click Funnels System and make a fortune.

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