Author Archive: Ish Sarwar

Desperate Money Saving Hacks From College Students

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Starving college students will try the craziest things to save a few bucks.  A favourite is the self haircut.  College dorms are full of 20 year olds who look like they got attacked by stray lawnmowers.  I think they should turn some dorms into bad haircut museums.

We all know now that sometimes you’ve got to spend the money and let a pro handle it especially if you’re looking for a job or a hot date.  If college dorms are packed full of young knuckleheads whose heads literally look like knuckleheads, how many coffee shops are full of DIY marketers who never learned their lesson?  In college, there are always those few guys who actually paid attention to their appearances and the chicks flocked.  They didn’t DIY because they knew professionals could make them better.

Don’t be a knucklehead.

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This Is The Difference Between Good And Lame Invitations

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Do you like getting invitations?  I know, it probably depends on the invitation.  Some invitations are great:

  • Getting invited to join your friend’s fantasy baseball league
  • Going out to brunch with a group of other young moms
  • A LAN party, dinner party or class reunion

Other invitations are instant eye roll triggers:

  • Causes you don’t believe in asking you for money
  • Door to door evangelists coming while you’re busy or busy at home
  • A wedding invite from someone you barely knew in college who’s obviously casting a wide net to check boxes on her registry

So, what’s the difference?  Well, literally speaking, the heart of invitation is the word vita or life.  So, if you’re going to be a snob which you totally should be, if it’s not life giving, it doesn’t count as an in-vita-tion.

That said, here’s an invitation to a life giving work system.  With clear steps that are proven to make you commissions of $1000, $2000, $4000 or more per month, mentorship from our experts and all the administrative burdens lifted from your heavy shoulders, Click Funnels is literally an invitation.

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A Musical Example Of Passive Income

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They call it the solo musician’s best friend: the loop pedal.  It’s a pretty simple concept: You record one line of music, maybe some chords and play them back ‘on loop’.  Then they can play another line that adds to the first one.  It could be some more rhythmic strumming.  Keep it up and you can quickly sound like you’re playing 5 guitars at once.  It’s not deception, it’s not magic and it’s resourceful.  All good solo musician’s do it.

Click Funnels is the loop pedal of small business.  Put in some start up work and make regular commissions of $1000, $3000, $5000, $9000 or more while you move on to something else.  If you haven’t set up your passive income ‘loop’, how are you going to keep up?

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How Are Homeless People Getting Jobs?

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These new non-profits are popping up all over the place and hundreds of creative professionals are volunteering their skills: They’re writing resumes for homeless people or as they like to call them: “Urban Survival Specialists.”  So, I went to check it out.  It blew me away.  These homeless men and women are walking out of clinics with sexily designed resumes, incredibly catchy written out answers to common interview questions and generous new references.  Here’s a fact, some of these homeless guys are having more job search success than you.  Of course, they are.

They’re being branded by state of the art professional marketers who can sell anything.  Hey, if they can brand homeless people, we can brand you.  That’s what we’ve been doing in Click Funnels for years.

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Elementary Education Is Just Content Marketing

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Children’s literature is just content marketing.  Your kid’s teachers pick books that preach the values they want your kids to learn and they read them out to the whole class.  Some parents choose bedtime stories that communicate the values they want their kids to grow up with.  Even adults read fewer books than children do, it’s the same story: All media moralizes especially the TV shows we sit in front of.

I’m not trying to make a judgement about the media we choose for ourselves and our children.  I just want us to realise that we do choose.  This tells us a big secret.  Content marketing is alive and kicking.  We’ve never doubted that and we’re making our partners commissions in the $1000s, $2000s or $4000s per month.

Stop buying and start selling.  Trust me, it feels a lot better over here.

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